Radio Station Ad

There is a local radio station that takes pride in playing "what they want" (that's their philosophy). All the commercials, promos, etc are pre-recorded. Saw an ad for the station on the back of a bus...
"It's not that we don't have DJs. It's that we do have duct tape."

I lost my stupid ATM card. Now it'll be 5-7 business days before I get a replacement. Have to remember to go to the bank tomorrow and get some cash to get me through the next few days. Ergh.