Survivor Finale Tonight

From the Google TV Watch: Survivor, Tocantins:
He's been attacked by Peruvian dwarfs, learned ancient meditation techniques that cannot be Googled, and slayed imaginary dragons...WITH HIS EYES! He is Coach, quite possibly the most delightfully deluded contestant in Survivor history. The Steven Seagal wannabe stands about as much a chance of winning tonight as, well, Steven Seagal does, but imagine the hilarity that would ensue if he somehow did take home the million dollars. For other finale fun, drink every time Coach says the word warrior. Then dial 911. —Dalton Ross


9:00 pm Darn it. Thought we had a mild earthquake a while ago, so during a commercial I went to Google news to see if there was anything about it. Nope, nothing about an earthquake. I did, however, manage to find out who wins on Survivor. Yep, with an hour to go before they announce it. ::sigh::